A/N
CHAPTER ONE:
The set up
It was a ordenary day like every other.Serenity was so bored,so she decided to call over her best friends for a sleepover, since her brother was of to camp for a week with Yugi and the gang.She called over Jeanne,Sakura and Seras Victoria(dont ask anything,this is like,a mix of 4 animes).
8PM.SERENITIS APARTMENT.
O.k. girls popcorns ready,what movie did you bring?asked Serenity.
Saw3 Mhahahahahaha!!!sad Seras eavely!
I swear she begins to akt like Alucard more and more every day!o.0sad Sakura.
Well what can you do,anyways lets wach the movie Im shure that its not that skarysad Serenity smilling shyly.
10PM.AFTER THE MOVIE.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAH!!!
Sakura was siting in Serass lap and huging her thightly on the neck and skreaming:Aaaaaaaaaaahhh!TURN IT OF!TURN IT OF!TURN IT OF!
Kaf....kaf...Sakura...haaaaa....your....chocking....meeee..haaaaaaa!Seras could bearly make a move.
Ups sorry!Sakura emidiately released her.
Well maybe I was wrong when I sad that the movie wasnt skary.o.O
Jeanne:SKARYYY???!!!THATS WASNT SKARY THAT WAS MEGA SKARY MY PJ-A IS ALL WET!!!
Everyone else:REALLLYYY???O.O
Jeanne:YOU IDIOTS I DIDNT MEAN IT LIDERALY!
Everyone else:Ooooohhh!
Jeanne:Grrrrr...mumble...mumble...idiots....!
10 minutes of silence.....
Serenity:Sooo how were you girls doing?How are Alucard,Sasuke and Zeek?
Seras:Oh there fine,Alucard is doing Integras dirty work again.She punished him for shoting her
lap top while playing a gameShot the bunny
Sakura:Sasuke is fine to,his training selfcontrol so that he could be calm when he sees Itachi,but its not going wery well ,every time we show him a picture of his brother he goes crazy!The last time Kakashy showed him he ended up in a hospital becouse he had 15 shuricanes(is that spelled right?) in his right hand.
Jeanne:....Oh righ Im suposed to say something about Zeek!Well his fine,except for the fact that a man didnt whant to sell him a hamburger for the spirit of fire,becouse he tougth he was crazy,soooo he burned him.
Serenity:Oooooh!!!Em...O.k.!o.O
So how are you Serenity,any new guy that were suposed to know about?asked Seras with a eavil smille.
Serenity blushed and sad smilling:NO theres no one new.
Seras:Oh come on Serenity you gotta find yourself a boyfriend!You cant just hang out with us.
Jeanne:Yeah.Youve been alone to much.
Sakura:Jeanne and Seras are right why dont you find your self a boyfriend?
Serenity:Well I dont know who.I mean all the boys at school are jerks and Tristan and Duke just keep stalking me!THERE B-O-R-I-N-G!!!
Seras:Hey I have an idea.Why dont we set you up a blind date.We could find a guy on the internet.What do you think?
Sakura and Jeanne:Yeah thats a great idea.
Serenity:Whell...O.k.
Seras:Its a deal tomorrow well find you a date.
...AND TOMORROW!AT SERAS HOUSE.
Sakura:O.k.Soo what kinnda e-mail are we going to write?
Seras:Lets write‛Hello guys Im Serenity,anyone wonna go on a blind date with me?
Jeanne:Yea right like that would work!
And so they wrote Seras idea and a kazilion(does that number excist?)e-mails wrote back.
Jeanne:o.O!Em...well...it worked?!
Seras:Lets open the first one.
E-mail:
Hello Serenity Im Tom.I like to read books very much and every where I go I cary a book with me to read.Oh God Im so opsessed with books.I think Im gonna marry one.
Sooo wonna go out?
Seras:Em...O.k....emm...NEEXT!o.O!
E-mail2:
Hello Serenity Im Josh.Im just the kinnda guy you need.I know all about girls,and when I say all I mean lederaly.You girls love pink stuff.So thats why I wear pink.You like romantic stuff so thats why I learned French and Romeos Liriks.And if you like ballet then Ill wear a pink tutu for you.
Sakura:FREEEAK!NEXT!
E-mail3:
Sis?!Is that you?WHAT THE HELL ARE DOING LOOKING FOR A BLIND DATE ?!ARE YOU NUTS,DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PSICHOS ARE THERE!
All three:Aaaaaaaaaaahh!NEEEXTTT!
....14 HOURS LATER.
Seras:Oh mean(puts here hand on her head)14 hours,14hours and nothing...
Sakura:I didnt know that there are many psichos on the internet!O.O
Jeanne:And they call shamans freaks!O.O
When they were in their freaked out state a interesting e-mail showed up(this time the real thing).
E-mail5693(its bin 14 hours you know):
Hey Serenity wonna go out with my big brother.Hes been all busy lately and driving me nuts.So I decided to set him up with a blind date...of course he didnt agree with it,but I did it anyways.You sounded like the perfectone,of all the other freak girls on the internet.
So wonna go?Mokuba.
Jeanne:Welll!This is the only normal e-mail we recived.So I guess...
Seras:WEEELL TAKE IT!Call Mokuba!We have to form a plan!
AT THE KAIBA MANSION...
Ring,ring,ring goes the telephone...(Madona-Hung up)
Hello Mokuba speaking.sad Mokuba.
Seras:Mokuba its me Seras...well excactly its me,Jeanne and Sakura.We wrote that e-mail so we could set Serenity a blind date.
Mokuba:Oh!I get it.Well Im glad you picked mine.
Seras:Are you kiding?Of all the other 5692 e-mails,yours was the only normal one.
Mokuba:Well thanks for picking mine anyways.So why did you call?
Seras:Well how are you going to make Kaiba go on the date,and where do you supose they should go?
Mokuba:I was going to tell him that a man from another company was going to buy his newest project and that he wants to meet him at a restourant at about 8pm.
Seras:Great idea just tell us wich restourant and well tell Serenity to go there.
Mokuba:I dont know what its called,but I know were it is,write it down o.k.
Seras:O.k. thanks it was nice doing bussiness with you Mokuba.Bue!
Mokuba:Bue!
After that Mokuba hurryed to hes brothers office.
AT KAIBAS OFFICE...
Kaiba was tiping furiacely on his lap top for the last 8 hours(THE GUYS NUTS!!),until somebody knocked on the door.
Kaiba:WHAT?!
Mokuba entered the room quietly and weakly sad:Its me Seto...em..
Kaiba:What is it Mokuba Im very busy so make it quick.
Mokuba:Well a man from another company just called,he sad something about wanting to buy your newest project.
Hmmm...Looks at his little brother very cuorioslyDid he say anything else?
Mokuba says very nervosly:Yeah...em...He sad...em...
Kaiba:Well?...What did he say?He began to suspect something but Mokuba drag him away from his toughts saying:He sad he wanted to meet you at a restourant in 6th avenui street(I have no idea if theres a restourant there but it was the first thing on my mind.).
Kaiba:When?
Mokuba:At 8pm he also sad hell be siting at table 20.
Kaiba:Good tell him that I accept his call.Now go to bed.
O.k. Seto see you tomorrowsays Mokuba smilling.
Then he walked out of the office and closed the door with a eavil smille.
Hehehehe just as we planedthought Mokuba to himself while going to bed.
A/N:So this is the end of chapter one.Hope you like it.O.k. I know the jokes are a little stupid,soo kill me,what can I do this is my first fic.Oh and one more thing
I DONT OWN YUGIOH,OR HELLSING,OR SHAMAN KING,OR NARUTO....ALLDO I WISH I DID.T-T.Please read and review.
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